Danger

I’m not sure whether the moral is “Gamers should design everything” or “Gamers shouldn’t be allowed to design anything.”

Cat

Schrödinger’s dig both is and is not funded for next year until you open the grant letter.

Venus

“But, Professor, what about all those cave paintings of buffalo and antelope?”

“I believe I have answered your question.”

Pyramid

This is why I plan to be buried with stone axes and an eggbeater.

Archaeology

I may be a historian, but my heart is with the archaeologists.

They said they’ll give it back after conservation.