Well, you try spending half your life sifting through dirt and see if you come up with any good jokes.
Tag Archives: archaeology
Monster
No, sweetie, there isn’t a monster in your closet. The monster was found in the context of your closet.
Media
This is, of course, just a joke–you’d never get that many reporters interested in an archaeology story that didn’t have pyramids and/or mummies in it.
Shire
The truth about Atlantis is: it’s a made up place made up by a guy who liked making up made up places.