Date

It’s not a fetish thing, unless wanting your partner to be cozy and comfortable is a fetish.

(Yes, there are plenty of places where mid-February is plenty warm enough. I don’t live there.)

Active

Somewhere between reactive and corrosive.

Being

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.

Theseus

I suspect the audience for this comic can be summed up in the following diagram:

Relationship

I wouldn’t say I have a “relationship” with Jesus; it’s more of a savior-with-benefits thing.