Shire

The truth about Atlantis is: it’s a made up place made up by a guy who liked making up made up places.

Fantasy

Of course, real fantasy is and has always been about White Dudes Doing Stuff.

Old

Meddle not in the affairs of professors, for they are grumpy and haven’t had their coffee yet.

Meeting

Notify the chair of the subcommittee on sallies and rampages to begin a report on the feasibility of mustering at dawn for wrath and ruin.

Counsel

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for you would not believe their hourly rates.