Tolkien

It takes some especially bendy thinking to argue that Elves who are fighting a fallen angel over magic rings can’t have melanin in their skin because that wouldn’t be realistic.

Mordor

No one said anything about windsurfing.

Shire

The truth about Atlantis is: it’s a made up place made up by a guy who liked making up made up places.

Fantasy

Of course, real fantasy is and has always been about White Dudes Doing Stuff.

Old

Meddle not in the affairs of professors, for they are grumpy and haven’t had their coffee yet.