Whatever your traditions may be, I hope they are, have been, or will be filled with joy and peace.
Whatever holidays you’re celebrating, I hope they are full of peace and joy, even if they aren’t as full of people as you might like.
Also: referring to the communion wafer as “the lamb chop of God” will also get you kicked out of most churches.
Scrooge is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. It gets tense.
If the Ghost of Christmas Subjunctive were there it would change the mood.
My main takeaway from “The Gift of the Magi” is that O. Henry doesn’t know how hair works.