My main takeaway from “The Gift of the Magi” is that O. Henry doesn’t know how hair works.
According to the restraining order, St. Patrick must stay at least one month away from St. Valentine.
This atheist wishes you all peace, joy, and love in whatever holiday(s) you’re celebrating, and if you’re not celebrating anything, I hope you have a wonderful day. Even if you’re a Mac user.
Please send hate mail written on tear-stained pages torn out of copies of Atlas Shrugged.
The Elf on the Shelf is just Foucault for children.