Robots

In the best possible future, we treat robots like people.

In the worst possible future, we treat robots like other people.

Star Wars

I don’t mean to be grouchy about it, really. It’s okay that the franchise grows. Everyone should get to have favorite characters and new stories. But I’ve rarely had a media franchise so assertively tell me: “Look, buddy, I know you think you’re into this stuff, but you haven’t paid the price of admission. Come back when you’ve done the homework, bro.”

Knights

The singular of Jedi is, of course, Jedus.

Reboot

And this time he’s gay. And Chinese. And a woman.

Uniform

I know we should all just get along, my fandom is okay and your fandom is okay, kum-ba-ya and all that–but you stomtrooper fans do realize they’re space Nazis, right?