Doctor

Respect isn’t pie: giving it to those who’ve earned it doesn’t mean there’s less to go around.

Plan

“But if we stop colonizing, massacring, and enslaving people, think of the effect that would have on the stock market!”

Athens

Don’t get possessive.

Tyrant

In case anyone was wondering about that.

Defenestration

Anyone responding with studies about color recognition by speakers of different languages will be sent to spend an hour looking at color samples in a paint store.