Tabula Candida

Doodles of a distracted historian

Dual-Wield

Posted on November 27, 2022 by tabulacandida

Curious, agile, and good at breaking things–rogues are just RPG cats.

Cats

Posted on July 31, 2022 by tabulacandida

Anyone claiming that cats don’t go to heaven will be gently but firmly pushed off the side of a table.

Spot

Posted on July 11, 2021 by tabulacandida

A person is petting a dog
Person: Who's a good boy?
Dog (thinking): What is a boy? And what does it mean to be good?
Caption: Spotcrates

I know only that I know– TENNIS BALL!

Falcon

Posted on July 7, 2021 by tabulacandida

A: Turning and turning in the widening gyre the falcon cannot hear the falconer.
B: Woah, that's really profound. Such a striking image of the collapse of social bonds and--
A: Get back here, you stupid bird! No more freeze-dried mouse heads for you, buddy!
B: *Sigh*

Please remember to clean up after your rough beasts slouching towards Bethlehem.

Androcles

Posted on March 3, 2021 by tabulacandida

Hey, it’s free acupuncture!