Eclipse

Look, we’ve just been distracted lately, that’s all. We’ve got this whole statue business going on and it’s kind of a thing, okay?

Always

“It was one time! And I was drunk!”

“Uh-huh…”

Sparrow

There’s always that one guy…

Summer

In case you’ve ever wondered what academics do with all our “free time” in the summer.

Song

Joke courtesy of Mrs. Tabula Candida. Thank you!