Hannibal

Okay, but what are you going to do for the next twenty seasons?

Orpheus

Hey, listen, man, those cat pictures won’t look at themselves.

Continuum

Resolved: every possible conversation exists somewhere on the bedroom-kitchen continuum.

Shield

Ah, the first e-mail check after posting grades–nothing in life quite prepares you for the onslaught.

Medievalists

So much white patriarchy to smash, so little time.