Anti

Clearly no one ever told him about the Great Macassar Riots of 1987.

Conspiracy

All the videos on Youtube claiming that we never went to the moon were obviously filmed on the moon. You can tell by the fact that there’s no visible wind in the bedrooms and basements where they were recorded. Earth has wind, so clearly they were faked by astronauts.

Car

For those not in the know.

Comic

I kid, sociologists are fine, really. It’s just one of those things: Sharks and Jets, Red Sox and Yankees, historians and sociologists.

Anyway, I think we can all agree that the real enemy is the psychology department.

Bookcases

Don’t you understand? That’s where the books sleep!