History

I’m only in it for the groupies, of course.

Fairy Tale

Whistle while you anti-work.

Tolkien

It takes some especially bendy thinking to argue that Elves who are fighting a fallen angel over magic rings can’t have melanin in their skin because that wouldn’t be realistic.

Catiline

I hope this email finds you in exile in Massilia.

Compost

Drawn from life.