He majored in Swashbuckling with a minor in Flugelhorn.
You rifle through the kobold’s rags and find…
A Moon of Shining +1
Strike me out and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
The quest for the Amulet of Eternal Darkness is suspended pending the outcome of a review by the Humanoid Complaints Board.
I’m not sure whether the moral is “Gamers should design everything” or “Gamers shouldn’t be allowed to design anything.”