You rifle through the kobold’s rags and find…
A Moon of Shining +1
Strike me out and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
The quest for the Amulet of Eternal Darkness is suspended pending the outcome of a review by the Humanoid Complaints Board.
I’m not sure whether the moral is “Gamers should design everything” or “Gamers shouldn’t be allowed to design anything.”
Long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, and killing internet dragons.