Spells

Another entry in my “Dungeons & Dragons taught us how to do taxes” series.

Economies

Lo, the ancient wisdom doth relate that the wisest of dragons buy their gold when the market price dippeth below historical averages.

TTRPG

This may be another case where the Venn diagram of people who find this funny narrows down to just me.

Clue

Look, it makes about as much sense as most other theories, okay?

D&D

No one practices critical thinking, close reading, geometry, and oral persuasion skills quite like an elf wizard trying to convince the DM that his fireball only hit the trolls, not the halfling barbarian who was in melee range and missed her saving throw.