Twitter

Double comic today! I couldn’t decide which version of the joke was funnier, so you get both.

Socrates

Spartacus

The unexamined tweet is not worth retweeting.

Sockrates

You can see Plato’s lips moving.

Philosophipsters

No one does ironic facial hair like a philosophipster.

Plato

I think, therefore I am right.

Philosopher kings

Around the corner there’s a fishmonger explaining how everything will finally be good when fishmongers become kings and kings become fishmongers.