Philosophipsters

No one does ironic facial hair like a philosophipster.

Plato

I think, therefore I am right.

Philosopher kings

Around the corner there’s a fishmonger explaining how everything will finally be good when fishmongers become kings and kings become fishmongers.

Chair

Yes, in my version of the world, Aristotle is a huge troll.

Love

Don’t ask the question if you can’t handle the answer.