S&S

For Sense and Masochism you’ll have to try a different website (but I’ve seen enough of the internet to be pretty sure you can find it… *shudder*).

Novels

It is a truth not universally enough acknowledged that chatty old ladies know everything.

Red Light

If you’ve got the ten thousand, honey, I’ve got the year.

Park

Now, just where was Mr. Rushworth going with that can of shaving cream?

Austen

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a linguist in possession of vocabulary must be in want of syntax.