Macbeth

If current trends hold, Duncan is projected to remain king for the foreseeable future.

Rosalind

Look, if you don’t want to have to think about weird gender issues, maybe classic English literature isn’t for you.

Prologue

Holinshed’s Chronicles should come with a “Shakespeare spoiler warning” sticker on the front.

Shakespeare

Cordelia is off the family plan.

Spot

But who would have thought the old man to have had so much juice in him?