Socratic

I inspire a lifelong love of learning in my students using the techniques of a guy who got himself killed for being a know-it-all pain in the ass.

Philosopher kings

Around the corner there’s a fishmonger explaining how everything will finally be good when fishmongers become kings and kings become fishmongers.

Hemlock

Don’t worry, it came straight from Whole Poisons.

Punishment

“Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius, but see if you can talk him down to an egg.”

Cave

Being mistaken for a philosopher is one of the major occupational hazards of being a philosopher.