Spot

I know only that I know– TENNIS BALL!

Round

And Diogenes just pissed on him.

Sockrates

You can see Plato’s lips moving.

Philosopher

“As you stare into the abyss, it stares back into you.”

“Well, stop staring, dude, that’s rude!”

Method

But I still don’t understand why my character would drink the hemlock.