Method

But I still don’t understand why my character would drink the hemlock.

Philosophipsters

No one does ironic facial hair like a philosophipster.

Isocrates

Iseewhatyoudidthere.

Socratic

I inspire a lifelong love of learning in my students using the techniques of a guy who got himself killed for being a know-it-all pain in the ass.

Philosopher kings

Around the corner there’s a fishmonger explaining how everything will finally be good when fishmongers become kings and kings become fishmongers.