But really, how many Russian brides does one guy need?
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How DARE you be expressing emotions on the internet that aren’t the same emotions I’m expressing?! You monster.
You can play a pretty good game of “Catullus poem or moody teenage Facebook update?”
But I just ordered this pizza ironically.