Butler

I’m sure some tech startup is working on this right now.

Twitter

Double comic today! I couldn’t decide which version of the joke was funnier, so you get both.

Socrates

Spartacus

The unexamined tweet is not worth retweeting.

Sign-off

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Cordially yours,

Bell

*Sigh* This could have been a carrier pigeon.

Cancel

You know, for people who have been silenced, they sure do talk a lot.