Clue

Look, it makes about as much sense as most other theories, okay?

Succession

Transfers of power can be tough, but the lack of them can be tougher.

Catiline

Just because Catiline failed doesn’t mean there won’t be a Caesar.

Pants

The Venn diagram of “People who think the Greeks and Romans were the pinnacle of Western civilization” and “People who think anything not heteronormative is the collapse of Western civilization” is interesting to contemplate.

Sic semper tyrannis

Et tu, @RealBrutus29572?