Twitter

Double comic today! I couldn’t decide which version of the joke was funnier, so you get both.

Socrates

Spartacus

The unexamined tweet is not worth retweeting.

Catiline

I hope this email finds you in exile in Massilia.

Clue

Look, it makes about as much sense as most other theories, okay?

Succession

Transfers of power can be tough, but the lack of them can be tougher.

Catiline

Just because Catiline failed doesn’t mean there won’t be a Caesar.