Titus Andronicus

Most of the text of Shakespeare’s plays is just search engine optimization.

Foods

The Grand Duchy of Brussels Sprouts has entered into a tense ceasefire with the Federated States of Green Bean Casserole. The People’s Democratic Republic of Stuffing and the Democratic People’s Republic of Dressing are conducting missile tests. Meanwhile, the Kingdom of Dark Meat and the Principality of White Meat have brokered an alliance against the Socialist Republic of Tofurkey.

Compost

Drawn from life.

Candy

If you don’t parent yourself, who will?

Eating

As long as we don’t get into the whole “My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend” thing, it’s all good.