European history, 1492-1963: “Well, I was going down to the shop to get some cinnamon, then I decided that what the recipe really needed was massacring everybody and annexing the whole store.”
Zeno had a refrigerator. That’s my position and I’m sticking with it.
Nachos really matter, anyone can see.
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”
“Hold on, I need to document that for my portfolio.”
As his dietician said: “There is nothing you like to eat which I cannot simply take away.”