Joke courtesy of Mrs. Tabula Candida. Thank you!
I know only that I know nothing, but I have chocolate.
It’s amazing how long it took me to realize to serve lobsters and artichokes together.
I was able to fit the Chaucer’s Mead in the pantry, but the Sam Adams had to move to the garage. You know, for consistency.
And that’s why I need my morning tea: I’m looking for my brain.