“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”
“Hold on, I need to document that for my portfolio.”
As his dietician said: “There is nothing you like to eat which I cannot simply take away.”
And don’t get me started on butter.
“Okay, I read the prequel novel, but I still don’t really get the movie.”
“Well, that’s because you didn’t play the intro collectible card game first.”
Which makes it either the worst diet plan ever or the best, depending on your point of view.