Student success is a perfectly good thing for colleges to be focused on, as long as they don’t lose sight of exactly what students are supposed to be successful at.
Sing to me, muse, of how Achilles totally lost his sh!t.
Look, I’m not saying students are comparable to demons, but have you ever seen a dorm room?
Meddle not in the affairs of professors, for they are grumpy and haven’t had their coffee yet.
Next to me the Huns and Vandals were quite charming on the whole…