Meddle not in the affairs of professors, for they are grumpy and haven’t had their coffee yet.
Next to me the Huns and Vandals were quite charming on the whole…
Based on an unfortunately true story.
And, from far off in the distance, the voices of professors: “It’s on the syllabuuuuuuuus…”
Grad students: “Not a question, more of a comment…”