Tolkien

It takes some especially bendy thinking to argue that Elves who are fighting a fallen angel over magic rings can’t have melanin in their skin because that wouldn’t be realistic.

Horrible

I’m really looking forward to never watching Walking Games: Better Call the Dragon.

Fantasy

Of course, real fantasy is and has always been about White Dudes Doing Stuff.

Backwards

If you watch any romantic comedy backwards, it’s the story of a happy couple who decides they actually hate each other and stop speaking to one another.

Sweater

Make it so.