Clearly no one ever told him about the Great Macassar Riots of 1987.
All the videos on Youtube claiming that we never went to the moon were obviously filmed on the moon. You can tell by the fact that there’s no visible wind in the bedrooms and basements where they were recorded. Earth has wind, so clearly they were faked by astronauts.
Don’t you understand? That’s where the books sleep!
I cosplay as a responsible adult.