Though I can do without the experience of paying for it.
And let’s not even get started on Julius Caesar…
No, really, our state flower is a freakin’ pine cone. Cool in theory, but have you ever tried to make a bouquet out of them?
Before I entrust you with the care of the most fragile parts of my body, please do me the courtesy of demonstrating that you are aware of what century we live in.
Your heritage is full of amazing, wonderful things that have nothing to do with fighting a war so that some people could keep owning other people. How about we celebrate some of that stuff instead?