Grants

Money’s tight, you know. The second assistant vice president for online marketing integration needs a new swimming pool, and those things aren’t cheap!

D&D

No one practices critical thinking, close reading, geometry, and oral persuasion skills quite like an elf wizard trying to convince the DM that his fireball only hit the trolls, not the halfling barbarian who was in melee range and missed her saving throw.

Tipping

Typical.

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Money

The question isn’t whether money buys happiness, it’s whether you know what to spend it on, however much you have.

Motivation

He majored in Swashbuckling with a minor in Flugelhorn.