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Stick that in your painting and smoke it.

Art

If Brexit leads to the return of the Parthenon marbles, then at least it will have accomplished one good thing.

Syllabi

My fall syllabi are carefully-crated works of art, the results of intense months of planning and contemplation. My spring syllabi… aren’t.

Painter

And in the next room we have a fine collection of works by the Rather Disturbing Obsession with Horse Genitalia Painter.

Venus

“But, Professor, what about all those cave paintings of buffalo and antelope?”

“I believe I have answered your question.”