Maybe

“Aphrodite, seeing the Aphrodite at Knidos, said:

‘My goodness! Where did Praxiteles see me without my makeup?'”

 

(This one rates around a 5 on the obscurometer.)

Minimalism

Minimalist to the max.

Monument

Oh, don’t mind us, we’re just over here being dead.

Column

I’m sorry, I have no clever pun for Corinthian.

Arch

I find it helps to think of the Arch of Constantine as a tribute album.