Art

If Brexit leads to the return of the Parthenon marbles, then at least it will have accomplished one good thing.

Syllabi

My fall syllabi are carefully-crated works of art, the results of intense months of planning and contemplation. My spring syllabi… aren’t.

Painter

And in the next room we have a fine collection of works by the Rather Disturbing Obsession with Horse Genitalia Painter.

Venus

“But, Professor, what about all those cave paintings of buffalo and antelope?”

“I believe I have answered your question.”

Sculpture

THE SUBLIME REALIZATION OF THE BEAUTY OF THE HUMAN FORM OR GTFO.