THE SUBLIME REALIZATION OF THE BEAUTY OF THE HUMAN FORM OR GTFO.
“Aphrodite, seeing the Aphrodite at Knidos, said:
‘My goodness! Where did Praxiteles see me without my makeup?'”
(This one rates around a 5 on the obscurometer.)
Oh, don’t mind us, we’re just over here being dead.
I’m sorry, I have no clever pun for Corinthian.