Painter

And in the next room we have a fine collection of works by the Rather Disturbing Obsession with Horse Genitalia Painter.

Venus

“But, Professor, what about all those cave paintings of buffalo and antelope?”

“I believe I have answered your question.”

Sculpture

THE SUBLIME REALIZATION OF THE BEAUTY OF THE HUMAN FORM OR GTFO.

Maybe

“Aphrodite, seeing the Aphrodite at Knidos, said:

‘My goodness! Where did Praxiteles see me without my makeup?'”

 

(This one rates around a 5 on the obscurometer.)

Minimalism

Minimalist to the max.