“Aphrodite, seeing the Aphrodite at Knidos, said:
‘My goodness! Where did Praxiteles see me without my makeup?'”
(This one rates around a 5 on the obscurometer.)
Oh, don’t mind us, we’re just over here being dead.
I’m sorry, I have no clever pun for Corinthian.
I find it helps to think of the Arch of Constantine as a tribute album.