Venus

“But, Professor, what about all those cave paintings of buffalo and antelope?”

“I believe I have answered your question.”

Sculpture

THE SUBLIME REALIZATION OF THE BEAUTY OF THE HUMAN FORM OR GTFO.

Maybe

“Aphrodite, seeing the Aphrodite at Knidos, said:

‘My goodness! Where did Praxiteles see me without my makeup?'”

 

(This one rates around a 5 on the obscurometer.)

Minimalism

Minimalist to the max.

Monument

Oh, don’t mind us, we’re just over here being dead.