Name

Tut-: rhymes with “foot”

-ankh-: like “on” followed by clearing your throat a little

-amun: just what it looks like, “ah mun”

Branding

Remember: this year’s hot buzzwords are the words we’ll all be using next year to make fun of people who care about hot buzzwords.

Constantine

At least he was consistent.

Names

I’m probably responsible for at least one person holding up a hand-written sign on tumblr about being called the name of a different student of the same minority ethnicity.  I’m sorry about that.  I really am.  But I mix up the white guys in ball caps all the frigging time.  You try learning a hundred new names in a week twice a year and see how well you do.