I don’t know whether modern-style medieval names or medieval-style modern names would be worse: John Alwayspostsinapporpriatemuppetmemes or John the XxMìl7êrxXrofl.
I’m probably responsible for at least one person holding up a hand-written sign on tumblr about being called the name of a different student of the same minority ethnicity. I’m sorry about that. I really am. But I mix up the white guys in ball caps all the frigging time. You try learning a hundred new names in a week twice a year and see how well you do.