On a different battlefield, Jayden and Brayden share a tense bro-fist while staring down a field of heavily-armed Jasons and Brandons.
I don’t know whether modern-style medieval names or medieval-style modern names would be worse: John Alwayspostsinapporpriatemuppetmemes or John the XxMìl7êrxXrofl.
Tut-: rhymes with “foot”
-ankh-: like “on” followed by clearing your throat a little
-amun: just what it looks like, “ah mun”
Remember: this year’s hot buzzwords are the words we’ll all be using next year to make fun of people who care about hot buzzwords.
At least he was consistent.