Counsel

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for you would not believe their hourly rates.

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Novels

It is a truth not universally enough acknowledged that chatty old ladies know everything.

Cheers

You walk in and there’s someone behind a table who will help you get something off the shelf to ease your troubles and change your point of view: libraries are bars for your brain.

Being

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.

Amazon

I pick the shipping option that gives me the most time to forget.