Fantasy

Of course, real fantasy is and has always been about White Dudes Doing Stuff.

Miss

She lost a lot of points in the Swimsuit portion of the contest, but she more than made up for it in the Figuring Out Who Killed Colonel Postlethwaite with a Pruning Knife in the Vicarage Garden Shed portion.

Zoom

I would take the ring to Mordor, but, like, I can’t leave the house right now?

Process

Crying is an important step, too.

Odyssey

It’s somewhere above the Iliad but less than Horace.