Land

The national dish is really thin bread with vegetables and processed milk on top.

Move

Books are heavy because they contain entire worlds.

Tolkien

It takes some especially bendy thinking to argue that Elves who are fighting a fallen angel over magic rings can’t have melanin in their skin because that wouldn’t be realistic.

Librarians

Actually, most of the time they’re both just complaining about budget cuts.

Moving

Inspired by a true story.