Tolkien

It takes some especially bendy thinking to argue that Elves who are fighting a fallen angel over magic rings can’t have melanin in their skin because that wouldn’t be realistic.

Librarians

Actually, most of the time they’re both just complaining about budget cuts.

Moving

Inspired by a true story.

Fantasy

Of course, real fantasy is and has always been about White Dudes Doing Stuff.

Miss

She lost a lot of points in the Swimsuit portion of the contest, but she more than made up for it in the Figuring Out Who Killed Colonel Postlethwaite with a Pruning Knife in the Vicarage Garden Shed portion.