Eating

As long as we don’t get into the whole “My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend” thing, it’s all good.

Rapture

Afterlife finds a way.

Club

You can’t tell me there’s not an awesome dance club hidden away somewhere in the depths of the Vatican. I know too many Jesuits.

Rainbow

Then again, consistency of messaging is the least of that guy’s problems.

Easter

To those of you celebrating today, Happy Easter!

To those you celebrating tomorrow, Happy Half-Price Chocolate and Jelly Beans Day!