Cats

Anyone claiming that cats don’t go to heaven will be gently but firmly pushed off the side of a table.

Eating

As long as we don’t get into the whole “My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend” thing, it’s all good.

Rapture

Afterlife finds a way.

Club

You can’t tell me there’s not an awesome dance club hidden away somewhere in the depths of the Vatican. I know too many Jesuits.

Rainbow

Then again, consistency of messaging is the least of that guy’s problems.