Easter

To those of you celebrating today, Happy Easter!

To those you celebrating tomorrow, Happy Half-Price Chocolate and Jelly Beans Day!

Angles

“Non Angli sed angeli.”

“That’s what the Pope said.”

Lutheranism

May be habit-reforming and may lead to Anabaptism.

Christmas

This atheist wishes you all peace, joy, and love in whatever holiday(s) you’re celebrating, and if you’re not celebrating anything, I hope you have a wonderful day. Even if you’re a Mac user.

Exposure

This is the worst internship I’ve had yet, but I heard someone say if I make it through this I get to do something with lions!