Angry

Every good friendship needs one of each.

Butler

I’m sure some tech startup is working on this right now.

Years

I think the world kind of jumped the shark in 2022 trying to bring back the big hits of the twentieth century–a new British monarch, an energy crisis, AND Russia starting sh!t in eastern Europe. We could try going back to a year of standalone episodes after that.

Skip

If anyone figures out how to do this, let me know. After the last couple of years I’m starting to want this power.

Anyway, Happy New Year! May your 2023 have many moments worthy of rewatching in slow motion while your choice of “Eye of the Tiger” or “Careless Whisper” plays in the background.

Memory

2021 didn’t have the shock and panic of 2020; it was just long and grindingly awful. Here’s hoping 2022 is more memorable but for better reasons.