Androcles

Hey, it’s free acupuncture!

Doctor

Before I entrust you with the care of the most fragile parts of my body, please do me the courtesy of demonstrating that you are aware of what century we live in.

Names

I suspect some of those emperors could really have used some antidepressants.

Mortality

History cuts both ways.

Flu

Those syllabi were elegant, perfectly-crafted works of art!