Catiline

Just because Catiline failed doesn’t mean there won’t be a Caesar.

Sic semper tyrannis

Et tu, @RealBrutus29572?

Decor

Vixi, risi, amavi.

Men

We’ve already run the “enforced monogamy” experiment, too. We have several thousand years of data on that one. As a means of preventing violence by men, the results weren’t promising.

The very models of the ancient Roman emperors

“Emperors” is hard to rhyme.