“You, stranger, passing by,
go tell the Spartans: ‘Don’t skip leg day, bros.'”
Tag Archives: professor
Prepared
The real answer is “never.”
Stages
The cycle repeats about every twenty minutes.
Translation
Sing to me, muse, of how Achilles totally lost his sh!t.
Shield
Ah, the first e-mail check after posting grades–nothing in life quite prepares you for the onslaught.
