Translation

Sing to me, muse, of how Achilles totally lost his sh!t.

Shield

Ah, the first e-mail check after posting grades–nothing in life quite prepares you for the onslaught.

Circle

Look, I’m not saying students are comparable to demons, but have you ever seen a dorm room?

Vocabulary

The older I get, the more I talk in class the way I talk at home.

Sick

Actually, I did call in sick this past week, and I’m glad I did, even if it was a lot of work.