Syllabi

I hate how much this isn’t a joke.

Plan

Remember: your VCR can’t be blinking 12:00 all the time if you don’t have a VCR.

Wednesday

Popular topics for the day before break include Alexander the Great, the sack of Rome, and Vikings.

Spartans

“You, stranger, passing by,

go tell the Spartans: ‘Don’t skip leg day, bros.'”

Prepared

The real answer is “never.”