Patriarchy isn’t the natural state of humanity. On an evolutionary timescale, patriarchy is an idea we came up with last Thursday, tried out over the weekend, and decided to give up on when we woke up Monday morning with a hangover and an armpit rash.



Telling strangers what to do with their faces isĀ on the asshole continuum somewhere between texting during a movie and taking up two seats on a crowded subway.