Tabula Candida does not recommend or endorse kicking people in the balls, not even the really annoying ones who totally deserve it.
Knowing is (only) half the battle.
Telling strangers what to do with their faces is on the asshole continuum somewhere between texting during a movie and taking up two seats on a crowded subway.
Philip Roth’s female characters may lack depth, but I hear they have excellent boob jiggle physics.
That defense was ruled invalid by the Appeals Court of Mom and Dad in the case of 4-year-old brother v. 6-year-old sister in 1982.