I hate to retire my old phone. I’ll really miss its buggy whip feature.
This atheist wishes you all peace, joy, and love in whatever holiday(s) you’re celebrating, and if you’re not celebrating anything, I hope you have a wonderful day. Even if you’re a Mac user.
But what about the analog humans? Won’t someone think of them?
If there is one constant in history it must be the awkwardness of young romance.
Happy Valentine’s and/or Bitter Singles’ Day, everyone.