Technology

Live long enough and everything is just f*ckin’ witchcraft.

Philosophers

Go on, try and tell me “hyperloop” doesn’t sound like something Plato would come up with as a metaphor for the soul.

Captcha

Stick that in your painting and smoke it.

Bell

*Sigh* This could have been a carrier pigeon.

Timeline

Millennials are killing the “I don’t remember how I got onto the roof with that goat at that one party sophomore year” industry.