Computer

When they finally figure out artificial intelligence, shopping for a new computer is going to get real awkward.

Box

“Well, our algorithm is perfectly rational and unbiased–why, the suburban middle-class white male engineers from southern California who designed it told me so themselves!”

Technology

Live long enough and everything is just f*ckin’ witchcraft.

Philosophers

Go on, try and tell me “hyperloop” doesn’t sound like something Plato would come up with as a metaphor for the soul.

Captcha

Stick that in your painting and smoke it.