History

I’m only in it for the groupies, of course.

Adaptation

Evolutionary psychology is just phrenology for people who own NFTs.

Qualifications

As underrated academic qualifications go, it’s up there with “Being able to be in a room with other people without starting a fight” and “Actually listening when my female colleagues are talking.”

Sick

Stay well, everyone.

Reframing

It’s not “fall semester,” it’s “cozy sweater learning time.”