Critique

We’re off to see the librarian!

Admissions

I am shocked, shocked to discover that athletic recruitment can get academically unqualified students into college.

Archive

“Hurry! If we don’t make it to the Zenon Archive before Babatha, she could get her hands on the Xanthos Stele!”

Retreat

Of course, our East Asian historian’s suggestion of building a wall around the history building and ignoring the rest of the campus didn’t do much good, either.

Letter

Every specialty has its own jokes that no one else gets.