Threatened

Hiss!!

Cords

Happy graduation!

Measure

This is how I measure time at the end of the semester:

“Only three more meetings before summer!”

“I’m not gonna make it. Tell my family I love them.”

Graduates

What I’m actually actually thinking: after grading your final papers, I need a nap and a beer.

Protest

If your big idea is “People who are different from me aren’t smart enough to have a rational debate,” you don’t get to act shocked when people don’t want to have a rational debate with you.