Qualifications

As underrated academic qualifications go, it’s up there with “Being able to be in a room with other people without starting a fight” and “Actually listening when my female colleagues are talking.”

Sick

Stay well, everyone.

Reframing

It’s not “fall semester,” it’s “cozy sweater learning time.”

Critical

It’s impressive how fast the “Students must confront the harsh truths about the world” crowd turned into the “Students must not be made to confront the harsh truths about the world” crowd when it turned out that one of the harsh truths is “Racism isn’t solved yet.”

Grants

Money’s tight, you know. The second assistant vice president for online marketing integration needs a new swimming pool, and those things aren’t cheap!