Notify the chair of the subcommittee on sallies and rampages to begin a report on the feasibility of mustering at dawn for wrath and ruin.
It’s not so much about money as it is about respect. But it’s also about money.
Grading season is upon us again.
Conference organizers are the guys in the van with headphones.
Fun tip: you can end any argument (and most friendships) with “That may be true, but in a larger context the sun will expand to engulf the earth.”