Carols

Please send hate mail written on tear-stained pages torn out of copies of Atlas Shrugged.

Red Light

If you’ve got the ten thousand, honey, I’ve got the year.

Vote

(Explanation: Hugo award voters can choose “no award” if they’re dissatisfied with all the nominated works.)

Death of the Author

“The author is dead.”

– The critic

“The critic is dead.”

– The author

Applause

Remember, kids: don’t talk to strangers, unless they come through your bedroom window at night and offer to take you away to a special place with no adults.