Ghosts

Scrooge is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. It gets tense.

If the Ghost of Christmas Subjunctive were there it would change the mood.

S&S

For Sense and Masochism you’ll have to try a different website (but I’ve seen enough of the internet to be pretty sure you can find it… *shudder*).

Fairy Tale

There’s never a good peasant women’s collective around when you need one.

Ishmael

Call me maybe.

Carols

Please send hate mail written on tear-stained pages torn out of copies of Atlas Shrugged.