Time travel

The problem is always people.

Declaration

Dealing with problems by pretending they don’t exist has a such a good track record, we should make it the law that everyone else has to pretend they don’t exist, too.

Immunity

Doesn’t help against Macedonians, though.

Poster

There are still plenty of mysteries in history for us to wonder about. “How did people put rocks on top of other rocks?” is not one of them.

Bell

*Sigh* This could have been a carrier pigeon.