No one remembers Alexander the No Opinion.
Of course, our East Asian historian’s suggestion of building a wall around the history building and ignoring the rest of the campus didn’t do much good, either.
Of course, just the “Hey, Herodotus thought there were giant hairy gold-digging ants in India” lesson itself is pretty fun.
To all authors, directors, game designers, and other creative people in the world: if ancient Greek history is doing a better job of passing the Bechdel test than you are, you’ve got some work to do.
(With an assist from Mrs. TC.)
As the haruspex said to Caesar on the Ides of March: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”