Great

No one remembers Alexander the No Opinion.

Retreat

Of course, our East Asian historian’s suggestion of building a wall around the history building and ignoring the rest of the campus didn’t do much good, either.

Ants

Of course, just the “Hey, Herodotus thought there were giant hairy gold-digging ants in India” lesson itself is pretty fun.

Cynna

To all authors, directors, game designers, and other creative people in the world: if ancient Greek history is doing a better job of passing the Bechdel test than you are, you’ve got some work to do.

(With an assist from Mrs. TC.)

Republic

As the haruspex said to Caesar on the Ides of March: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”