And let’s not even get started on Julius Caesar…
Good war, guys, good war. Same time next year?
My new band will be called Pythagoras and the Vegetarian Math Cult.
Fun tip: you can end any argument (and most friendships) with “That may be true, but in a larger context the sun will expand to engulf the earth.”
Your heritage is full of amazing, wonderful things that have nothing to do with fighting a war so that some people could keep owning other people. How about we celebrate some of that stuff instead?