We theorize that mini-golf balls are created when two regular golf balls collide with one another at high velocities.
Sometimes it’s like that with your neighbors.
There’s also Falling Down a Mountain on a Slightly Smaller Board and Long-Distance Snow Jogging, but those are just variations on the basics.
Complaining about people bringing politics into the national anthem is like complaining about people bringing religion into prayer.
I gather it has something to do with balls, but after that I stopped listening.