Golf

We theorize that mini-golf balls are created when two regular golf balls collide with one another at high velocities.

Priorities

Sometimes it’s like that with your neighbors.

Winter Olympics

There’s also Falling Down a Mountain on a Slightly Smaller Board and Long-Distance Snow Jogging, but those are just variations on the basics.

Ritual

Complaining about people bringing politics into the national anthem is like complaining about people bringing religion into prayer.

Super

I gather it has something to do with balls, but after that I stopped listening.