Force

Historian: “The primary sources for that event are going to be super biased.”

Twitter

Double comic today! I couldn’t decide which version of the joke was funnier, so you get both.

Socrates

Spartacus

The unexamined tweet is not worth retweeting.

Philosophers

Go on, try and tell me “hyperloop” doesn’t sound like something Plato would come up with as a metaphor for the soul.

Spot

I know only that I know– TENNIS BALL!

Round

And Diogenes just pissed on him.