Tabula Candida

Doodles of a distracted historian

Round

Posted on May 30, 2021 by tabulacandida

Man: Zeno said he can't go the bar because motion is impossible. Heraclitus said he got the last round and he can't go to the same bar twice. And Socrates wants to question what a “round” is and what it means “to pay.”
Bartender: So, the usual?
Man: *Sigh* Yeah, the usual.
Caption: It is a little-known fact that most philosophies started as attempts to avoid having to pay for the next round of drinks.

And Diogenes just pissed on him.

Mob

Posted on January 13, 2021 by tabulacandida

Yeah, yeah, right after the “law and order” party refuses to accept the results of a legitimate election.

Sockrates

Posted on November 15, 2020 by tabulacandida

You can see Plato’s lips moving.

Philosopher

Posted on March 1, 2020 by tabulacandida

“As you stare into the abyss, it stares back into you.”

“Well, stop staring, dude, that’s rude!”

Parenting

Posted on December 1, 2019 by tabulacandida

“I know only that my kid thinks I know nothing.”