Syllogism

I know only that I know nothing, but I have chocolate.

Plato

I think, therefore I am right.

Thales

At least he didn’t have to worry about his Galaxy catching fire.

Uctive

Now, hold onto this lightning rod for some conductive reasoning.

Philosopher

Meanwhile in the Kingdom of Physics:

“Sire, do we know where the assassin is?”

“No, but we know exactly how fast he is.”