Doctor

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish… guys, maybe someone should tell Poseidon he left the door open.

Orpheus

Hey, listen, man, those cat pictures won’t look at themselves.

Sword

By comparison, weird women lying around in ponds chucking swords at people is looking more and more like a viable basis for government.

His

I may not personally like terms like “herstory” and “shero,” but I acknowledge that they exist for a good reason, which is more than anyone can say about the “men’s rights” herd.

Act

We will institute regular standardized testing to identify any children likely to kill me and marry my wife.