Mythology

I feel personally betrayed by the D’Aulaires.

Journey

Even the journey of a thousand miles begins with cleaning your room.

Icarus

Daedalus flew all the way from Crete back to Greece with his neighbor’s elbow in his ribs and his knees crushed by the back of the seat ahead of him.

Doctor

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish… guys, maybe someone should tell Poseidon he left the door open.

Orpheus

Hey, listen, man, those cat pictures won’t look at themselves.