“Don’t you ever get tired of making all these puns?”
“There’s a nap for that!”
Book 1 of the Alexander Romance, for those of you who are interested.
Tut-: rhymes with “foot”
-ankh-: like “on” followed by clearing your throat a little
-amun: just what it looks like, “ah mun”
Who doesn’t want to be played by Johnny Depp?
Mind you, it’s still wrong, it’s just not wacko-banana-pants wrong. The bar for crackpot pyramidology is set pretty darn high.