Librarians

Actually, most of the time they’re both just complaining about budget cuts.

Cheers

You walk in and there’s someone behind a table who will help you get something off the shelf to ease your troubles and change your point of view: libraries are bars for your brain.

Librarian

Is there anything sexier than books and tea? Is there?

Sexy

I’m reading Between the Lines right now, but I’d like to reserve Judgment.

Pergamon

Ain’t no fight like a library fight.