Cheers

You walk in and there’s someone behind a table who will help you get something off the shelf to ease your troubles and change your point of view: libraries are bars for your brain.

Librarian

Is there anything sexier than books and tea? Is there?

Sexy

I’m reading Between the Lines right now, but I’d like to reserve Judgment.

Pergamon

Ain’t no fight like a library fight.

Shelves

Now, it’s true that just because a certain group has in the past been excluded from the mainstream doesn’t mean that it can’t or shouldn’t become part of the mainstream.  There are legitimate arguments both for and against things like black history month, women’s studies departments, and LGBTQ spaces.  But “Oh noes, what about the poor neglected straight white men?!” is not one of them.