Succession

Transfers of power can be tough, but the lack of them can be tougher.

Timeline

Millennials are killing the “I don’t remember how I got onto the roof with that goat at that one party sophomore year” industry.

Mob

Yeah, yeah, right after the “law and order” party refuses to accept the results of a legitimate election.

Catiline

Just because Catiline failed doesn’t mean there won’t be a Caesar.

Students

And I love them all equally.