English is what happens if you leave French and Dutch alone in a room together.
Internet advertisers appear to have concluded the following about me:
- I am an older woman who struggles with incontinence
- I am a college student who can’t afford car insurance
- I am a weightlifter who wants to lose weight and gain muscle
- I am a hardcore gamer who wants to play the toughest game there is (as long as it has boobs)
It feels like I’m sitting thorough the worst brainstorming session ever.