Tourist trap

Dungeon smarter, not harder.

Eating

As long as we don’t get into the whole “My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend” thing, it’s all good.

Mordor

No one said anything about windsurfing.

Librarians

Actually, most of the time they’re both just complaining about budget cuts.

Reframing

It’s not “fall semester,” it’s “cozy sweater learning time.”