You cannot step into the same river twice. I mean, unless it’s a really good river, but still, come on, there are so many other rivers out there to try.
The sound of one hand clapping gets really old really fast.
Philip Roth’s female characters may lack depth, but I hear they have excellent boob jiggle physics.
To be fair, the Roman calendar is pretty insane.
Just think of it as sleepaway camp with wolves.