The obligatory Brexit joke is left as an exercise for the reader.
Wellness
“We spent all this money on telling you why we shouldn’t spend money on your work.”
Fifteen minutes
The lions called in sick.
Vocabulary
The older I get, the more I talk in class the way I talk at home.
Sword
By comparison, weird women lying around in ponds chucking swords at people is looking more and more like a viable basis for government.
