It’s okay–posterity pays all the bills.
If you made it all the way to the end without audibly groaning, you might want to see a doctor.
Schrödinger’s dig both is and is not funded for next year until you open the grant letter.
Patriarchy isn’t the natural state of humanity. On an evolutionary timescale, patriarchy is an idea we came up with last Thursday, tried out over the weekend, and decided to give up on when we woke up Monday morning with a hangover and an armpit rash.
The Roman Senate sent an envoy to Carthage to demand the payment of tribute in lieu of sacking and looting the city. This is what is known as a “booty call.”