Tabula Candida

Doodles of a distracted historian

Mask

Posted on June 16, 2021 by tabulacandida

Who was that unmasked man?

Round

Posted on May 30, 2021 by tabulacandida

And Diogenes just pissed on him.

Shire

Posted on May 19, 2021 by tabulacandida

The truth about Atlantis is: it’s a made up place made up by a guy who liked making up made up places.

Immunity

Posted on May 16, 2021 by tabulacandida

Doesn’t help against Macedonians, though.

Grants

Posted on May 12, 2021 by tabulacandida

Administrator (via Zoom): If you want to get tenure, you're going to have to put more effort into your grant writing.
Professor: So, if I want to keep the job you hired me to do, I have to find someone else to pay me for it?
Administrator: Now you're getting it! I mean, you didn't expect us to pay you, did you? That would be pretty funny!

Money’s tight, you know. The second assistant vice president for online marketing integration needs a new swimming pool, and those things aren’t cheap!