Internet advertisers appear to have concluded the following about me:

  • I am an older woman who struggles with incontinence
  • I am a college student who can’t afford car insurance
  • I am a weightlifter who wants to lose weight and gain muscle
  • I am a hardcore gamer who wants to play the toughest game there is (as long as it has boobs)

It feels like I’m sitting thorough the worst brainstorming session ever.