Computer

When they finally figure out artificial intelligence, shopping for a new computer is going to get real awkward.

Green

Gatsby wasn’t that great at color theory.

Memory

2021 didn’t have the shock and panic of 2020; it was just long and grindingly awful. Here’s hoping 2022 is more memorable but for better reasons.

An

Now, English is about as good at following rules as a toddler on a sugar rush in a petting zoo, but we’ve got a pretty good thing going with “A before words that start with a pronounced consonant, an before words that start with a pronounced vowel.” Why would you want to mess with that just for one profession?

Sick

Stay well, everyone.