An

Now, English is about as good at following rules as a toddler on a sugar rush in a petting zoo, but we’ve got a pretty good thing going with “A before words that start with a pronounced consonant, an before words that start with a pronounced vowel.” Why would you want to mess with that just for one profession?

Sick

Stay well, everyone.

Candy

If you don’t parent yourself, who will?

Capital

The law of supply and demand is not “If I demand something, other people have to supply it.”

Round

I’m still looking for the “Columbus faked the Hispaniola landing” conspiracy theory folks.