Books are heavy because they contain entire worlds.
Curious, agile, and good at breaking things–rogues are just RPG cats.
The Grand Duchy of Brussels Sprouts has entered into a tense ceasefire with the Federated States of Green Bean Casserole. The People’s Democratic Republic of Stuffing and the Democratic People’s Republic of Dressing are conducting missile tests. Meanwhile, the Kingdom of Dark Meat and the Principality of White Meat have brokered an alliance against the Socialist Republic of Tofurkey.
Double comic today! I couldn’t decide which version of the joke was funnier, so you get both.
The unexamined tweet is not worth retweeting.
You’re only dead once.