Move

Books are heavy because they contain entire worlds.

Dual-Wield

Curious, agile, and good at breaking things–rogues are just RPG cats.

Foods

The Grand Duchy of Brussels Sprouts has entered into a tense ceasefire with the Federated States of Green Bean Casserole. The People’s Democratic Republic of Stuffing and the Democratic People’s Republic of Dressing are conducting missile tests. Meanwhile, the Kingdom of Dark Meat and the Principality of White Meat have brokered an alliance against the Socialist Republic of Tofurkey.

Twitter

Double comic today! I couldn’t decide which version of the joke was funnier, so you get both.

Socrates

Spartacus

The unexamined tweet is not worth retweeting.

Ghost

You’re only dead once.