No one remembers Alexander the No Opinion.
Of course, just the “Hey, Herodotus thought there were giant hairy gold-digging ants in India” lesson itself is pretty fun.
Zeno had a refrigerator. That’s my position and I’m sticking with it.
We will institute regular standardized testing to identify any children likely to kill me and marry my wife.
It disappoints me deeply that the singular of “cowboy” is not “cowboss.”