Hey, listen, man, those cat pictures won’t look at themselves.
No one remembers Alexander the No Opinion.
Of course, just the “Hey, Herodotus thought there were giant hairy gold-digging ants in India” lesson itself is pretty fun.
Zeno had a refrigerator. That’s my position and I’m sticking with it.
We will institute regular standardized testing to identify any children likely to kill me and marry my wife.