Sing to me, muse, of how Achilles totally lost his sh!t.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish… guys, maybe someone should tell Poseidon he left the door open.
Hey, listen, man, those cat pictures won’t look at themselves.
No one remembers Alexander the No Opinion.
Of course, just the “Hey, Herodotus thought there were giant hairy gold-digging ants in India” lesson itself is pretty fun.