“You, stranger, passing by,
go tell the Spartans: ‘Don’t skip leg day, bros.'”
I feel personally betrayed by the D’Aulaires.
In case anyone was wondering about that.
Even the journey of a thousand miles begins with cleaning your room.
Daedalus flew all the way from Crete back to Greece with his neighbor’s elbow in his ribs and his knees crushed by the back of the seat ahead of him.