It’s like there’s someone living in this house who likes all the same things I do and keeps eating them!
Fine, then, but I get the last glass of milk. Ha!
I’m sick. Soup is pretty much all I want for every meal right now.
“I know only that my kid thinks I know nothing.”
European history, 1492-1963: “Well, I was going down to the shop to get some cinnamon, then I decided that what the recipe really needed was massacring everybody and annexing the whole store.”