Shire

A: Ugh, did you hear there's another new show that's supposed to reveal the “truth” about Atlantis?
B: Pft. Atlantis is easy mode. I'm a Shire truther.
A: Uhh...
B: Look, here are hundreds of pictures of round green things. Are some of them doors? Archaeologists don't want you to know!
A: Okay...
B: My research has revealed that there are hills all over the world! Some of them could have hobbit holes in them, but archaeologists are too scared to investigate!
A: Look--
B: I had a second breakfast just this morning! Archaeologists can't explain that!
A: I don't think anyone can explain you.

The truth about Atlantis is: it’s a made up place made up by a guy who liked making up made up places.

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