Progression

At this rate, my fall 2021 syllabi will just be poorly drawn pictures of books that I was thinking of reading.

2021

Don’t make us go 2020 on your ass.

Nightmare

Worse nightmare: showing up to class and no-one has a mask on.

Conference

The best part of any conference is getting together with your conference friends at the end and having a good gripe about how useless it all was, then coming back next year to do it all again.

Plan

“But if we stop colonizing, massacring, and enslaving people, think of the effect that would have on the stock market!”