A: What’s this? You got out a table cloth and the family silver?
B (Sitting at a table eating): It’s a year to the day since I last ate in a restaurant. Take-out is great, but I crave elegance! Glamour! White linens and fine china!
A: You’re eating mini pizza bagels and drinking juicy juice.
B: I said “elegant,” not “classy.”

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