I’m Barnacle Bill and I’m legless, @#$%^$*(&&*^%^^%$%$&%^$##$^%&^!!!
I’m British and therefore simply stick ‘ed’ on the end of any word (possibly preceded by an intensifier): absolutely hammered, completely trollied, totally kebabed.
I would love to be totally kebabed, any day of the week.
Tabula Candida 
Hi I’m baog3 and I have the sun in my eye 😉
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/vintage-slang-terms-drunk_n_4268480.html
I’m Barnacle Bill and I’m legless, @#$%^$*(&&*^%^^%$%$&%^$##$^%&^!!!
I’m British and therefore simply stick ‘ed’ on the end of any word (possibly preceded by an intensifier): absolutely hammered, completely trollied, totally kebabed.
I would love to be totally kebabed, any day of the week.
I’m Gargantua and I’m Pantagrueled.