Runner-up goes to the Genii Cucullati, a trio of Romano-Celtic gods. We have no idea what they did, just that they always wore hooded cloaks. In some images, all we can see of their faces is their noses sticking out from under the hoods. There’s just something adorable about them: I can’t see one without thinking of the Dinks from Spaceballs.
All my problems are, by definition, first world problems. That doesn’t make them not problems.
The internet, in its collective wisdom, has decided that Groot is the star of the movie. Peter who?
It’s entirely possible that we developed language just so we could mock the way other people used it.
If you don’t already get the joke, just be happy about that and for the love of god don’t go googling anything.