Any ethical system which can be used to justify sending unsolicited dickpics is by definition incomplete.
Runner-up goes to the Genii Cucullati, a trio of Romano-Celtic gods. We have no idea what they did, just that they always wore hooded cloaks. In some images, all we can see of their faces is their noses sticking out from under the hoods. There’s just something adorable about them: I can’t see one without thinking of the Dinks from Spaceballs.