Because I have awesome students.
I wish I were kidding about this.
And “apparel” isn’t much better.
The number of possible punch lines to this one is really endless. Feel free to add your own.
“At first I could see nothing, the hot air escaping from the chamber causing the candle to flicker. Presently, details of the room emerged slowly from the mist, strange animals, statues and wood – everywhere the glint of wood…”